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BANANASPLITS | 20:57 Thu 15th Nov 2018 | Jokes
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Theresa may on the phone to ikea.."hello I need a new cabinet"
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Self assembly though.
20:59 Thu 15th Nov 2018
Avatar Image jno
they used to do a workbench called Fartfull, but I think it got laughed off the market.
21:04 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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She'll nail it!...
21:06 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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No Patsy, she's screwed.
21:11 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Musta been that tool corbyn that did it
21:13 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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oh, apparently they have a Borris doormat too.
21:15 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Meatballs !!!!!
21:18 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Ok Tone, no need to hammer on!
21:21 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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turning to Ikea?
well when it comes to the car industry, Theresa is screwed. Ikea are launching their Ingvar model in Europe next year and it will cut under all European markets and others such as North America as well...
https://thecityfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ikea.jpg
21:48 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Hope she done forget her drawers!
21:52 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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Dunno about the drawer's but she knows where the door is.
21:57 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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She can take her knobs with her too!
21:58 Thu 15th Nov 2018
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HA
15:07 Fri 16th Nov 2018

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