I Was Sitting On The Sofa...

[BANANASPLITS]

I was sat on the sofa next to my wife last night when my hands started to roam and she began to giggle. After a few minutes she said, "That felt really nice, why did you stop?"
I replied, "Because I found the remote control!"

[mallyh]

you should have carried on you may have touched something small and hard which would bring a smile of contentment ...a pound down the back of the sofa

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[Patsy33]

Was you turned on?..

[tonyav]

He was on standby, Patsy.

[Patsy33]

^^^^
Lol!

[BANANASPLITS]

I'm gonna mute you lot

[DTCwordfan]

oh gawd, splits' vibrator is out again......

[BANANASPLITS]

Sshhh

[candysherbet]

Ha ha ha that's a good one BANANASPLITS

[zebo]

You went digital then did you?

[Hopkirk]

Well she thought you pressing the right buttons