Stopped By A Police Officer!

[BANANASPLITS]

The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am.
“What are you doing out so late, sir?” asks the police officer.
“I’m going to a seminar on ‘The harmful effects of alcohol’,” replies the man
“Are you pulling my leg or something?!“ says the police officer, „who would hold a seminar like that at this hour?!”

The man sighs, “my wife.”

[Patsy33]

I hope you don't slur her name!....

[Ken4155]

I was once stopped by a policeman, back in the day when every town had beat bobbies. I was on my way to a fancy dress party dressed as a rocker, complete with 'Elvis' quiff, drainpipes and winkle pickers. The cop asked if my toes went to the end of the shoes. So i asked him if his head went to the top of his helmet. Coppers could hit you and get away with it in those days ;-/

[BANANASPLITS]

Be bloody lucky if you see a copper about these days ken

[Patsy33]

We had a local bully of a policeman when I was a teenager. I remember a couple of lads getting roughed up by him. He was known for it. They were quite good lads too.