Tattoo.....

[BANANASPLITS]

I went to the tattoo shop to get a tattoo of an indian on my back.
"Dont forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand" i said.
The tattooist said " blimey give us a chance mate ive only just finished his turban"!

[Ken4155]

Bet you didn't ink it funny.

[Ken4155]

Admit it, you were needled.

[retrocop]

You were'nt so brave after all.

[Ken4155]

True story; back in the day (about 14yo) bowing to peer pressure, i tattooed myself with Indian ink and a sewing needle. I was dating a girl called Sue at the time. Well, she's probably still called Sue unless she's gone in for one of those fashionable gender transitions. Anyway, I tattooed the letter 'S' just above my wrist. Obviously Sue and myself parted company shortly after so i tried to tattoo a dagger through the 'S' to make it look like a snake winding it's way around the blade of the dagger. Big fail. It looks more like a snake with an umbrella:-)

[JJ109]

If the turban was scarlet, you definitely have a redskin on your back now!

[Ken4155]

^
Why would he want a tattoo of a potato on his back, jj??

[spathiphyllum]

I got a face tattoo over the weekend.

[JJ109]

If he had an onion also the tattooist will have made a complete hash of it. I am sure he will sikh compensation.

[Patsy33]

Was you Running Scared?...

[spathiphyllum]

they had to shave my eye brow off

[BANANASPLITS]

Do you have a l-ink spath so we can see it

[Patsy33]

W- ink w- ink...

[BANANASPLITS]

I had to read that twice twice ;-)

[spathiphyllum]

Ayy ;)


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[BANANASPLITS]

Lovely spath good luck at your next job interview lol

[Patsy33]

I should Sioux him!..