Have You Heard The One About...

[Stephen_G]

the must-see film, that everyone is raving about, called Constipation.




































































































It hasn't come out yet!

[mallyh]

how long will it be running ?

[DTCwordfan]

it's full of verbal diaorrhea, as I am led to believe.

[retrocop]

I hope I can trot to see it.

[BANANASPLITS]

Is it x-lax rated!

[DTCwordfan]

take a roll of tissues with you.....

[DTCwordfan]

I gather Enema Squatson is starring in it.......

[Canary42]

Probably as poor as Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea

[Patsy33]

I heard it's painfully hard to watch...

[Ken4155]

Is that actor in it? Oh what's his name, now? You now, the one with the red face and bulging eyes.

[retrocop]

Ken
Don't think I can work that out.

[DTCwordfan]

Prunella Scales - has a drop in role.....

[Patsy33]

Just heard there's to be a sequel. 'Piles'..

[DTCwordfan]

chief product sponsor is Tena......