Look Mum I Can Fly

[Bazile]

Paddy goes to the roof of
a tower block , with a budgie under his arm

He jumps off and lay stunned on the ground

What happened asked a passer by

''I don't think much of this bungee jumping '' replied paddy

[BANANASPLITS]

I bet he was spitting feathers

[Bazile]

Aviary time paddy tries a different extreme sport he is never happy

[Zacs-Master]

Shouldn’t that be ‘budgie jumping’?

[Bazile]

Yes - durrh

[Canary42]

///the roof of a tower block///

Must have been at Canary Wharf ;-)

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[tonyav]

Righto Mr Smith I will Desist immediately.

[pjgriffo]

Mr Smith. As an Irish person I am glad to see you taking offence on our behalf. I hope you are a registered member of the Society for Taking Offence on Behalf of Others which is currently one of the fastest growing orgs. in the world .
Sadly Bazile rather spoiled his original joke by typing 'bungee jumping' instead of 'budgie jumping' !