Dog Lover....

[BANANASPLITS]

A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," was concerned about keeping it and her male separated. But, she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them; perplexed as to what to do next, although it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Well it Just bloody worked for me." he replied.

[Baldric]

LMAO, Good one ;o)

[marval]

lol

[ladybirder]

Everyone's chortling after I read this out. Best joke we've had all night and you weren't even here. Thanks for the laugh.

[shoota]

Moral of this story?

Keep the phone in the freezer....

[pjgriffo]

One of the best - and original (I think)

[pjgriffo]

On the subject of vets, my friend who is a vet has been absolutely flat out for the last month -- dealing with lots of turkeys coming in with broken necks.