Text Convo Me To Mum

[spathiphyllum]

Me: I've got a sti any suggestions on how to get rid of it?

Mum: Honestly? What you got son?

Me: God knows, i've just noticed it there when i've looked in the mirror
Me: It's like a bruise but i only see it when my left eyes shut

Mum: Is it on your willy or your testicals? X

Me: Wit ya nonce it's under my eye lid

[Tilly2]

I really don't get this 'joke'.

[spathiphyllum]

The humour of how spelling is important via text

[Patsy33]

A cite for sore eyes....

[spathiphyllum]

That was clever

[Tilly2]

??? Still don't get it.

Never mind. It's not important.

[fiction-factory]

Stye in the eye (wasn't that an Alan Parsons Project song?) v STI (as in STD), Tilly

[ethandron]

You’re not alone Tilly :/

[spathiphyllum]

sti, sexually transmitted infection

std, sexually transmitted disease

stye, a hordeolum

[Tilly2]

Thank you, FF. Well explained.

I have only come across STD, not STI.

[spathiphyllum]

It's probably a good job you 'don't get it'

I'd rather not have one either ;)

[spathiphyllum]

one example of a disease, HIV. One example of an infection, pubic lice.

[Tilly2]

Give yourself a clap, Spath. :-)

[Patsy33]

Lol tilly!...

[spathiphyllum]

haha :) Love it!