Obsession

[Patsy33]

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cleanliness. She popped in just now, and I said, "Hi Jean, what's all this about you having washed your hands with me?"

[Arksided]

Brillo, just like a TV Soap.

[Hopkirk]

That's Lifebouy.

[DTCwordfan]

"well, it's because you keep washing it and we all know it's now far too big. Making love with a detergent bottle is not easy, you know."

[Arksided]

...done in a Flash.

[Patsy33]

I said, " If you can be a better scrubber, I will pledge to clean my act up"

[DTCwordfan]

Is your wife Polish?

[Patsy33]

No kiwi....

[Arksided]

Why not Palm-Olive to be a scrubber.

[Patsy33]

I need some vigour & Vim!...

[Arksided]

Back in a Jif.

[Hopkirk]

If I may be Bold, I think she's giving you the brush off.

[Arksided]

What do you use, that suits Daz-ling.

[Ken4155]

No wonder she showed you a clean pair of heels.

[Arksided]

They were clean Mr. Sheen was good too.

[Hopkirk]

Patsy, I didn't cotton on to the wife's name at first - very clever.

[Arksided]

Rolls ones eyes ... ;-)

[marval]

She want to be able to sit down and watch her soaps.

[Hopkirk]

I feel a fool

[Arksided]

Hey y'know I jest Hopkirk, if you missed it, you missed it.

[Peter Pedant]

they call me Harpic - clean around the bend

(I am just gobsmacked at peoples imaginations)