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Patsy33 | 19:16 Wed 27th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cleanliness. She popped in just now, and I said, "Hi Jean, what's all this about you having washed your hands with me?"
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That's Lifebouy.
19:44 Wed 27th Feb 2019
Brillo, just like a TV Soap.
That's Lifebouy.
"well, it's because you keep washing it and we all know it's now far too big. Making love with a detergent bottle is not easy, you know."
...done in a Flash.
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I said, " If you can be a better scrubber, I will pledge to clean my act up"
Is your wife Polish?
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No kiwi....
Why not Palm-Olive to be a scrubber.
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I need some vigour & Vim!...
Back in a Jif.
If I may be Bold, I think she's giving you the brush off.
What do you use, that suits Daz-ling.
No wonder she showed you a clean pair of heels.
They were clean Mr. Sheen was good too.
Patsy, I didn't cotton on to the wife's name at first - very clever.
Rolls ones eyes ... ;-)
She want to be able to sit down and watch her soaps.
I feel a fool
Hey y'know I jest Hopkirk, if you missed it, you missed it.
they call me Harpic - clean around the bend

(I am just gobsmacked at peoples imaginations)

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