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A new CEO at the company decides to show his staff who is boss from the start.
On entering a large general office he sees a young
man,hands in pockets and leaning up against a wall.
"'You there", says the CEO, what are you earning a week"?
The young man looks a little suprised and said," I s'pose about £400 or thereabouts"
"You just wait there" said the CEO. The CEO walks out the office and shortly returns
Here you are young man,here's £1600 and that's a months wages. Now leave now and never work here again"
The young man walked out the door closing it behind him.
"Now",said the CEO to the rest of the bemused office staff," can anyone tell me what that idling slacker was supposed to be doing here?"
A voice piped up from the back of the office. "He delivers the Pizzas from Domino's Sir"
On entering a large general office he sees a young
man,hands in pockets and leaning up against a wall.
"'You there", says the CEO, what are you earning a week"?
The young man looks a little suprised and said," I s'pose about £400 or thereabouts"
"You just wait there" said the CEO. The CEO walks out the office and shortly returns
Here you are young man,here's £1600 and that's a months wages. Now leave now and never work here again"
The young man walked out the door closing it behind him.
"Now",said the CEO to the rest of the bemused office staff," can anyone tell me what that idling slacker was supposed to be doing here?"
A voice piped up from the back of the office. "He delivers the Pizzas from Domino's Sir"
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