Jumbo

[Khandro]

Once, at 7 in the morning, I had to confront a rogue elephant in my pyjamas ;
how he got into them I shall never know.

[1ozzy]

He truncated himself?

[vetuste_ennemi]

Please address all questions about rogue elephants to the President of the EU council.

[1ozzy]

The EU council only deal with "pink elephants" VE.

[Canary42]

///Please address all questions about rogue elephants to the President of the EU council.///

. . . and all questions about White Elephants to UKIP.

[Arrods]

My wife had to open the door in her pyjamas - which was rather a strange place to have a door.

[elliemay1]

If you were minus your pyjamas did the elephant say, ' Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?'

[Khandro]

This morning I came downstairs and there was a tap on my front door;
my plumber has a strange sense of humour

[AZardoz]

This guy told it better: