Driving To Work

[marval]

I was driving to work today, and got stuck behind an old horsebox with a wonky wheel. I thought “That doesn’t look stable”

A man goes into a library and asks, “Have you got The Grapes of Wrath?” The librarian says, “No, I always walk like this.”

I went to the best ever burger van today. It was so good, it had four Michelin tyres.

Five hundred quid for a new clutch for my Jaguar? Well, he does love Gucci handbags.

Yesterday evening I had dessert, followed by a starter and then my main course. My doctor said I had an eating disorder.

When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I always keep emergency flares in my car. You never know when you’re going to be invited to a ’70s disco.

I recently joined a team of forensic detectives. I feel I can identify with them.

I went to a University Challenge-themed restaurant. I thought the mains were a bit pricey at twenty five pounds each so I just got a starter for ten.

[Patsy33]

Lol! A great bunch there, Marval. Especially the grapes! Haha...

[tonyav]

That doctor was out of order imo.