Stand In Line
A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced passengers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I have to be on this flight and it has to be first class." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir, I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first. Then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed; he asked loudly, "Do you have any idea who I am? Without hesitating the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.
"May I have your attention please?" She began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate who doesn't know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to the gate."
With the people in the line behind him laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airways agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "f**ck you!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, but you will have to stand in line for that too.