Antique Shop

[marval]

I am still working in an antique shop. There is nothing new there.

I have been out of work for six months. Does anyone know a good locksmith?

I was steering my boat the other day with my stomach muscles. I was ab sailing.

I can’t believe my grandma was unhappy with the tractor I got her for her birthday. I mean, she was the one that asked for the ‘sowing machine’.

I had a spider on my keyboard. I have it under Ctrl.

I was cleaning my flat today when suddenly I thought. Why don’t I just buy a new tyre?

I thought my partner was hiding something in his computer so I hacked into it. I feel a bit silly now as I only found a bunch of wires and a few circuit boards.

I have just had a sage and onion enema. It has knocked the stuffing out of me.

We got our dog from the local rescue centre. He is well behaved, but whenever my partner lights a candle, he always puts it out. I think he must have trained as a snuffer dog.

I got a dog the other day, and all he does is bark at everyone. I knew I shouldn’t have got a cross-breed.

[Patsy33]

Lol!..