Expensive

[marval]

I went to a expensive restaurant last night and when I complained about the food the manager said.

“Our food has the top Michelin rating.”

I replied, “Well that explains why the steak was as chewy as a tyre then.”

[cupid04]

I've been to that restaurant..

[Ken4155]

I've been there, too, but my steak was bob on. Must have been a good year.

[Hopkirk]

We're going round in circles here.

[Spicerack]

Is it the place with a white wall?

[Toorak]

I heard it sells continental cuisine

[Ken4155]

It's the one with the slippery floor. Careful how you tread.

[Spicerack]

That manager sounds like a slick.

[marval]

I type an answer, but I am too tyred.

[Spicerack]

You sound deflated.

[Buenchico]

Be fair, Marval.

The staff there work tyrelessly, even though they're always under pressure.

Get a grip, man!

[Ken4155]

The manager may well be a slick, spicerack, but it's not the worst pit stop on the circuit and oil visit it again soon.

[Spicerack]

With your friend, Jack? (is that allowed)

[retrocop]

I can't go out to eat much since my local underground is closed for track maintenance. I am tubeless. and no taxis ply around here. I could blow a valve.

[Patsy33]

I think that's a load of bull, Marval. You'd better tread carefully...

[marval]

I asked if there was another steak, the waiter said they had none spare.

[zebo]

Staff get a bonus if they have a goodyear.

[Hopkirk]

The prices are a bit inflated

[1ozzy]

The steak was cooked on a Firestone.

[albaqwerty]

do they have doughnuts for afters?

[tonyav]

It's been a goodyear for firestones though, 1ozzy.