Some are actually amusing - others, well your choice...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1srMmjHF1dDpkbVT1sfgbls/eleven-top-gags-from-edinburgh
My name is Mo, short for Mohamed. No relation
Mo Omar
My counsellor hates me, so we had something in common straightaway.
Hannah Platt
I’m from a big family – I’m one of five kids. Growing up in a big family is amazing, if you’re a fan of neglect.
Helena Langdon
I had a mental breakdown on my gap year so my mum sent my brother to find me; even though I’d already gone to Thailand to find myself.
Luke Chilton
I love Irish names. My first flatmate was an Irish girl named Kee-vah, which is spelt C A O I M H A. That’s not a name, that’s a wifi password.
Janine Harouni
My ex-girlfriend's dad kept asking me whether I ski or snowboard. The closest I've been is down a hill on a bin lid.
Joe Hobbs
I'm living the American dream, which since 2016 has been NOT being in America.
Kemah Bob
I was on a train and there was a sign that said "we don't tolerate anti-social behaviour at any point"... so I just stood up and introduced myself to everyone.
Donald Alexander
My therapist says I need to work on my dependency issues… but she’s the one that wants to see me twice a week.
Hannah Fairweather
I’m gay, I’m dyslexic and I’m left-handed - I am a catholic teacher's worst nightmare.
Josh Jones
My girlfriend recently described me as a "sex god"… because I’m so ineffective she’s not always convinced I’m there.
Bryan Ghoush