Bees

[DTCwordfan]

[email protected] for it.wait for it__

A man was driving down a Hampshire road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I've run out of petrol' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my petrol tank'?

Surely you have the punchline by now?


The bee pulled out a photo - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/BP_logo.png

[zebo]

I think I was in primary school when I first heard that but still couldn't resist looking at the link, I half expected something else!

[Patsy33]

Haha..You're buzzing today, DT!

[Spicerack]

And ehe car went like a Jet.

[retrocop]

Gawd DT. Bee have yourself. That run out of gas when I were a lad. Gotta go for a pee now. Well oiled. :-)

[Hopkirk]

One for the oldies -

I would rather have a tiger in my tank.

[murraymints]

lol