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I bought my friend an elephant for his room. "Thanks," he said. "Don't mention it." i said.
My daughter was composing a poem. "Dad, what rhymes with orange." And i said, "No, it doesn't."
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
What kind of dog ca do magic tricks? A Labracadabrador.
I once dated a girl with a twin. People used to ask me how i told them apart. Easy, i always replied, Jill paints her nails purple and Bill has a beard.
I never wanted to believe that my road-worker dad was a thief. But when i went to visit him, all the signs were there.
I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.