Ice Cream Van

[-SharonA-]

Whilst waiting at the traffic lights, an ice cream van smashed into the back of my car.
The doctor told me I had whippy lash!.

[Patsy33]

Did you flake out?

[marval]

Were there cones on the road?

[retrocop]

At times like that you want hundreds and thousand witnesses.

[retrocop]

Bet it felt like a Brick had hit you.

[Buenchico]

My virility was impaired by an accident with an ice cream van: Mr Softee ;-)

[Buenchico]

You should seek compensation, Sharon. I'd wanna lot of lolly for that!

[Mamyalynne]

That's no wafer anyone to drive.

[retrocop]

Did it happen last Sundae?

[Buenchico]

>>> At times like that you want hundreds and thousand witnesses

Wouldn't 99 be enough?

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Ha ha Buen. Can't top that!...

[Ken4155]

Bet it sent a ripple of shock through your bones. Did you scream? I scream at the very thought of getting whippy lash.

[10ClarionSt]

If you claim for whippy lash, make sure you get the Lyons share, especially if the crash involved Walls.

[marval]

Don't let the other driver give you any stick.

[Patsy33]

I think we have this joke licked now....

[marval]

Yes, I am off to practice my cornet.

[Spicerack]

I hope the driver gave you a rocket.

[-SharonA-]

And he blamed the Rocky Road!!!

[Patsy33]

What a clot!

[zebo]

Who was driving, Ben or Jerry?