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Patsy33 | 20:42 Sat 12th Oct 2019 | Jokes
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My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket.
I'll be honest, it's knocked me for six.
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The Umpire Strikes Back...
21:19 Sat 12th Oct 2019
That's wicket :-)
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I suppose I can always appeal

I'm stumped for an answer...
Can someone bail me out?
Yes throw her a googly.
I think you may have overstepped a boundary with her.
you need to put a positive spin on this. It seams bad.
Best off without the old bat.
What's not to like about the sound of willow on leather?
No pleasing some women!
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She'll be back, cap in hand..
The Umpire Strikes Back...
....... and bowl you over?
It'll be all white
I think you are looking at the ashes of your relationship, but at least you had a good innings.
You should order a Chinese meal, and go out for a duck.(with orange sauce.)
Don't let her slip away.
Did you say 'Bye'?
Just consider it a test.
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Didn't think she'd run out on me...
Could be a load of balls.
Didn't know you were related to Geoffrey Boycott.

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