That Is Why

[marval]

A couple had just got *Netflix* and they decided to sit down and watch it.

She wanted to watch a nice sort of comedy romance.

"Could you find a film on Netflix that reminds you of the last time we made love?" she asks.

"Okay darling", he said. She trotted off to get the chilled wine and a tin of chocolates.

By the time she got back in the living room, he was sat in front of the Flat-screen TV watching *Enter the Dragon.*

And that is why he is sleeping in the shed in the back garden..

[Patsy33]

I bet she was breathing fire!

[DTCwordfan]

Is this the bio of a certain ABer with a shed out the back....?

[marval]

Yes DTC, it is called "In The Dog House."