My Local Butcher

[Patsy33]

My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage.
It was a tern for the wurst.

[Captain2]

Some people are so gull-ible

[shoota]

Was that to erne more?

[retrocop]

He auk to have more concern with regard to wild life

[Patsy33]

I heard customers were not happy, and were spitting feathers!...

[tonyav]

I bet they were puffin with rage.

[Captain2]

You could always put them on a skua to cook over the BBQ - it'll save all that huffin' and puffin'

[Theland]

Is he robin the customers?

[Sam1960]

Glasgow woman walks into her local butchers, where the butcher is standing in front of a small two bar electric fire with his hands behind his back.
The woman looks at all the meats on show before looking at the butcher.
" Is that your Ayrshire bacon" she asks ?
" No said the butcher, my hands are cold" !!

[Patsy33]

I personally think he's a bit of a loonie...

[sanmac]

When he assembles his kabobs does he use a skua.

[shoota]

As long as it wasn't a shag.
(That would be more a case of using a sausage in a bird...)

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Naughty! Lol..

[TonyV]

^^^^^
&^^^^^^
He may have been smoking it.

[JimF]

"spitting feathers"

Because they were really thirsty?

[marval]

I was going to duck out of this joke, but thought I would join in.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
No, because the birds hadn't been plucked properly...

[Theland]

No thrush jokes please :-(

[tonyav]

I think he's dropped a booby using sea birds.

[TonyV]

"Nothing like a turkey plucking mum, like a turkey pluckers son"

[TonyV]

patsy new would have a tern soon.