Rugby

[DTCwordfan]

There's a fine line between success and failure in international rugby - it's called Hadrian's Wall...

[Ken4155]

Careful DTC, you'll have the scottish climbing o'er the wall, lifting up their kilts and waving their sgian dubhs, while shouting unintelligible obscenities in a Burnsesque way:-)

[Ellipsis]

... all while Faz is trying to kick a penalty.

[DTCwordfan]

Woman goes to a Coronafree GP surgery - "Doctor, can I get pregnant from anal sex?"

"Of course you can, where do you think Welsh rugby fans come from?"

You can, of course, substitute in any nation - I first heard it told about the Ozzies.

[jno]

that's odd, it was in the English Channel last week

[DTCwordfan]

that's geography for you, jno.....

[retrocop]

Non. Non. Non. C'est La Manche!

[DTCwordfan]

La Manche - that's a hell of a bite from a phonetic perspective - nope, the English Channel...wait for le fuit de mer wars to develop....

[DTCwordfan]

fruit not fuit

[Patsy33]

One can but try...