I was in the supermarket earlier when I came across a guy with a trolley full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need.
I called him a selfish *****, with no shame, who should be ***ing strung up. I finished off by telling him he should be ***ing ashamed of himself.
He replied: “That’s all well and good chum but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?”