You Just Can't Win

[teacake44]

The toilet I went into today had taps that you press and the water runs for a given time, I was in there nearly an hour trying to get through happy birthday x 2, I could only just manage to sing the first one before the tap turned off, then after an hour of trying I realised that if I pressed a tap on the next sink before the end of number one happy birthday, Job done, I think they need re-timing. :0)

[rowanwitch]

The lathering and rubbing bit doesn't need the water running just wet soapy hands just run the water to start then to rinse.

[gingejbee]

^rowan's on a meter, methinks.

[rowanwitch]

No just trained in handwashing when I was a student nurse and never forgot it

[douglas9401]

For the avoidance of doubt, you can add all the unfinished happy birthdays together and avoid loitering in the facilities for an arrestable length of time.

[pixie374]

Sing faster? X

[david small]

An hour of trying....really?

[teacake44]

ds have you no sense of humour at all?

[Canary42]

So you were the culprit - there was I, sat in one of the cubicles thinking "I'm not leaving until that nutter goes".