I Need Help Urgently

[Gen23]

I really need to get something and I can't get it if I don't get it then I'm going to be in a lot of trouble so how can cast a wish right now to get the thing I really need right now, I really need to get it right now or I'm going to be in really big trouble if I don't get it

[Gen23]

How can I cast a wish right now to get the thing I really need right now ?

[JimF]

If you want it, here it is, come and get, but you better hurry 'cos it might not last.

[THECORBYLOON]

Eh?

[mallyh]

have you got a lamp?

[THECORBYLOON]

That was to GEN23.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm not good in understanding Greenlandish....please be more specific - or is this a wind-up?

[Mamyalynne]

I've got it, make an offer.

[THECORBYLOON]

Do you wanna zigazig ah?

[marval]

Please tell us what you want, we can't help if you don't.

[Tilly2]

Ask the fairies at the bottom of the garden.

[alavahalf]

Have you been smoking someone elses supply .. you are obviously after more weed ?

[Prudie]

I believe some say you can stand at an open window and shout to the angels.

[DTCwordfan]

that's true, Prudie. The commonality with Gen23's need is that the men in white coats would be around in 20 minutes, protective gear on of course.

[royfromaus]

Gen might have been on the wacky-backy again.
Which is quite understandable at times like this,

But please, Gen, refrain from tacking marijuana, it can cause memory loss.

Or even worse than that it can cause memory loss.

[gness]

I read your post, Roy......I think it can cause memory loss too...x

[Barmaid]

I used a half burned candle, a piece of cat fluff, a clump of my husband's hair, a bunch of oregano, a sprinkling of rosemary, a pigeons eggshell and some frogspawn. I pounded it all together and spread it over my forehead and left it for 7 hours. Then I wished and I won the lottery.

Only £2.60 but it obviously worked.

[gness]

Barmaid. That is so unfair to people with bald husbands.... :-(

[Bobbisox1]

Have I stepped into a parallel universe?

[gness]

I don’t know, Bobbi. More importantly is you husband bald?

[Bobbisox1]

Very Gness :0/