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The Clever Irish
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, French Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a large telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by France, in the weeks that followed, Scottish scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in all Scottish newspapers read: "Scottish archaeologists have found traces of the 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than France."
One week later, "The Telegram", in Dublin, Southern Ireland's premier newspaper reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in potato fields near Bally-Brook, Patrick O'Mara, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Patrick has therefore concluded that 300 years ago the Irish were already wireless".
Not to be outdone by France, in the weeks that followed, Scottish scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in all Scottish newspapers read: "Scottish archaeologists have found traces of the 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than France."
One week later, "The Telegram", in Dublin, Southern Ireland's premier newspaper reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in potato fields near Bally-Brook, Patrick O'Mara, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Patrick has therefore concluded that 300 years ago the Irish were already wireless".
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