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I wondered what my parents did to stave off boredom before the internet. I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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Why do marxists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
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I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting - wonder what she is up to now.
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What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neighbour.