I Went

[marval]

I went to a referee's funeral yesterday
It was a good send off.


I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought, "He's pushing his luck”


Irish Text

My dearest Bridgit,

Begorrah, I'm just having one more pint with the lads at the clubhouse.


If I'm not back in 20 minutes, read this message again.


A man was working away from home so he goes into a florist to get a bouquet of flowers for his wife.

"Do you want them scented?" asks the assistant.

"Yes please," says the man. "It is too far to take them myself."

[jno]

what colour card did you send the ref's family?

[Patsy33]

:-))

[Ken4155]

Did the referee's family check with VAR to see if he really was dead?