I Refuse

[marval]

Dear Hiring Manager

Thank you for your letter of March 1st. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters.

With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in refusing future applicants.

Sincerely

Interviewee.

[bookbinder]

Ingenious!

[pixie374]

Ha :-)

[zebo]

Is that you Joe Lycett?