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Come On - The Worst Christmas Jokes For 2020

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DTCwordfan | 21:17 Sun 27th Dec 2020 | Jokes
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Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there

One for TTT and his mob: What do vegetarian EU supporters want for Christmas?
Lettuce romaine

Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year?
Because he’s tired of being in the single market!

What is white and minty?
No - it's not someone from deepest Lothian, it's a polo bear!

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Q. Why was the Snowman rummaging in a bag of Carrots?
A. He was picking his nose!
21:18 Sun 27th Dec 2020
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Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? Home Alone.
21:28 Sun 27th Dec 2020
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Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending...

...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too
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