Don't Eat Turkey Sandwiches

[Bobbisox1]

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that

they both brought turkey sandwiches every day! This went on all through

the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich

wasn't a turkey sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating turkey, don't you like it anymore?'

She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'

'Why?' he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little

feathers down there!'

'Let me see' he said.

'Okay' and she showed him. He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better

not eat any more turkey.'

He kept eating his turkey sandwiches until one day he brought a peanut

butter sandwich instead. He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating turkey

sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she

could look, so he showed her!

She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!

You've already got the NECK and Giblets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spicerack]

Naughty. ;-)

[Bobbisox1]

But nice ;)

[Sqad]

Oh!....I've just got it.
Neck was penis and giblets his testis.
Very good bobbi.

BUT.?.....didn't he have them from birth?

[Bobbisox1]

Yes but SHE hadn't seen them Sqad, do keep up dear :0)))

[Sqad]

LOL....lol....OK my love, you will have to excuse me as I am rather naive in such matters.

[Bobbisox1]

And it had feathers on:)))))

[TonyV]

sqad you are meant to be the bright one around here.

[Sqad]

What had feathers on?

[Bobbisox1]

Tsk, when you got to explain it :0)))
Might as well have put it in CB :0(

[Bobbisox1]

His Dick, there I've said it Haha

[TonyV]

Bobbi, you are so daring lol

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, fanks Tony

[TonyV]

Bobbi you're a Dick Van Dyke - Tyke xx

[Patsy33]

Oohhh, 'eck! :-)

[Bobbisox1]

Ooh, was that even naughtier ?

[Bobbisox1]

Tykes are from Leeds man Tony :0))