19Th Hole

[Canary42]

A man brings his best golf mate home, totally unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, following an afternoon on the golf course.

His wife screams her head off at him, while his golfing friend sits open mouthed, listening to the following tirade, "My bloody hair and makeup are not done, the house is in a dreadful mess and dirty dishes are piled up in the kitchen sink. Can't you see I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"

Her husband replies, "Because he's thinking of getting married .........."

[Patsy33]

That should put a stop to it! Lol...

[AZardoz]

Bingo !