Sick Leave

[Canary42]

A Scotsman called work at 9am on a Monday and croaked, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in to work today. I have a wee cough.”

The boss exclaimed, “You have a wee cough?”

The employee said, “Really? That is very kind. Thanks boss - see you next week!”

[wolf63]

I had a similar conversation with a Police Officer some years ago :-)