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{Dakota} | 13:49 Fri 09th Dec 2005 | Phrases & Sayings
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where on earth does that saying come from? Have you ever seen a drunk fart?? :s
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or even ****** as a newt, I have never ever seen a newt in real life never mind one thats ******! I dunno I think someone must have made it up whilst they were funk and druck or under the affluence of incahol.

I used to keep newts in a tank at home in the North East - they're great in water, but see one walk on dry land, and they are not well co-ordianted - someone obviously decided they looked drunk.
The "drunk as" comparison, is itself a staple of popular speech, and has been ever since one of the first known examples, Chaucer's "drunk as a mouse" of 1386. You also have variations such as "drunk as a skunk" "drunk as a bat" and "drunk as a boiled owl," although "drunk as a wheelbarrow" (1709) has a nice surrealistic ring to it.

Pi$$ed is the most common slang word for drunk in the UK, so it was only natural that the phrase should evolve.

Click here and a link will take you to a page with some 200 words/phrases meaning 'drunk'. If you study the list, you'll see that hardly any of them is susceptible to rational explanation. Nor is it very likely that an actual source will ever be isolated. 'Drunk as a rat', for instance, is centuries old but why/where/when that became the modern 'rat-bottomed' - except that it isn't 'bottomed', of course - I don't expect we'll ever know! No more will we, I imagine, as regards your own version.

Where I'm from a popular term to describe someone who is drunk is "rat ar$ed" if you watch a rat walking directly away from you you will see why.
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Can I settle for a description of it coyn?? :)
When a rat walks it kind of wiggles it's ar$e from side to side a bit like drunk does when he cant walk in straight line.

Best description I can explain dakota
Just to answer your original question dakota, Iv'e never seen a drunk that didn't fart.
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Coyn, you have now put an image in my head of some sort of femme fetal rat type thing!!! LOL


You get extra stars for your last post - that made me literally "Laugh Out Loud" :)


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Actually in conversations with some friends, we have all at some point been 'ratted' or 'battered' after a few babychams. Amongst other's of course.

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