Why?

[Bobbisox1]

Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why? Good question

[jno]

that list must be at least 30 years old - when did you last see a bank door left open?!

[Barsel]

I've seen some of these before, very clever stuff.

[Mamyalynne]

You can't write a cheque with a door.

[davebro]

when did you last see a bank?!

[JimF]

At all the lethal injections I've attended I've never noticed any sterlisation.

[Bobbisox1]

There’s one in our village that was left open when we had that week that was Summer ,Lloyds :0)

[sanmac]

Why do we say that we woke up when the alarm-clock went off when, actually, it went on?

[Togo]

Those speed bumps are a waste of money as well. If anything they slow you down.

[Hopkirk]

Why do people think you are superstitious if you won't walk under a ladder?

Just sensible.