A Brace Of Groaners

[Canary42]

Number 1

It will soon be Autumn. Last year, I made a lot of money
from sweeping up leaves locally. In fact, I was raking it in!


Number 2

Shep, the talking sheepdog, having just finished his
days work, said, "OK, Farmer Bob, that's your 70 sheep
safely penned"

Bob replied,""But Shep, we only have 69 sheep!"

"I know", said Shep, "But I've rounded them up for you"

[jno]

I like a good mathematical joke

[nescio]

an old one for you jno:
There are 10 types of people in the world; those who understand binary arithmetic and those who don't.