Johny Lives On A Farm..

[emily1890]

Little Johny lives on a farm.

1 day, he comes downstairs and his mother asks, "Did you do your chorese, Johny?. no chores, no breakfast!"

well he's not very happy, but what can he do?. out he goes to do his chores

The first job is to milk the cows, and while he's doing it, he gets really frustrated and kicks the cow

Next, it's collecting eggs from the chickens, and, you guessed it, he kicks the chicken

Finally, he has to clean out the pigs, and you guessed it, he kicks the pig

he returns to the house to find a plate of dry cereal in front of him. Mom explains: I saw you kick the cows, so no milk for am onth. I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon

Just then the dad comes downstairs and kicks the cat

Johny looks at his mother and goes.. am I telling him?. or will you do it

[AuntPG]

Don't get it.............

[mallyh]

nor will the dad

[emily1890]

really?.

the father kicks the cat, so he doesn't get any pussy from his wife

[Jackdaw33]

kicks the cat so no pussy for a month