Crossword

[Khandro]

I was sitting next to an elderly ecclesiastical gentleman on a plane recently who was doing a crossword, after a long pause in his labour he turned to me and said, "Can you think of a four letter word ending in u-n-t", "aunt" I suggested, he said "Ah yes,... do you happen to have rubber?"

[mallyh]

lol had a similar thing with my mum 4 letter word ending in it ,found in the bottom of birdcage x

[Khandro]

Grit ? :0)

[Canary42]

/// 4 letter word ending in it ,found in the bottom of birdcage ///

Last clue in this sketch.

[Hopkirk]

"Has anybody got a rubber?"

Not a question you should ask in America.

[zebo]

//"Has anybody got a rubber?"
Not a question you should ask in America.//

Definitely not, many years ago OH was almost lynched in the Deep South when he was paying for petrol in a real back roads service station and our daughter walked in. calling from the door, Daddy, see if they sell rubbers, you wore mine out last night.
He'd spent a couple of hours doing some pencil drawings!

[Hopkirk]

I genuinely asked for a pencil with a rubber on the end, in a shop in Texas. The young lady looked at me in surprise, and I realised my error.

[piggynose]

Try asking if a certain food contains preservativos in Spain?