A couple went Christmas shopping with their three young children in tow. After hours of traipsing around toyshops and hearing their kids ask for every item on the shelves, they were totally fed-up.
Weighed down with the bags, they squeezed into the crowded lift to take them up to the car park. The husband sighed aloud to nobody in particular ‘Whoever started this whole Christmas thing should be arrested and strung up!’
A voice from the back of the lift replied quietly ‘Don’t worry sir, I believe they crucified him.’