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The boss showed up at the Christmas party driving a top of the range Ferrari.
‘Wow!’ said one of the junior employees ‘that’s an amazing car.’
‘Well,’ said the boss, ‘if you work hard, put in all your hours and strive for excellence - I’ll be able to buy another one next year.’
‘Wow!’ said one of the junior employees ‘that’s an amazing car.’
‘Well,’ said the boss, ‘if you work hard, put in all your hours and strive for excellence - I’ll be able to buy another one next year.’
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An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house, a 22 year old man with black hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
They recognize him as the son of a rich business entrepreneur . He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, and then tells him, "You can *** her again."
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house, a 22 year old man with black hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
They recognize him as the son of a rich business entrepreneur . He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, and then tells him, "You can *** her again."
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