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Another Death Notice
This chap dies and his widow calls the local paper to have a notice published. They ask her what she wants printed. She replies “Cohen Dead”. The tell her the minimum charge of £5 and for that she can have 5 words. She then says “Cohen Dead. Volvo for sale”
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.The trope is that Jews are tight with money and not very moved by grief.
So Mrs Cohen’s advert in the paper is just 2 words. When told she can have another 3 words for the same price, she tries to sell a family asset for a profit.
Because jews are tight and money grabbing.
Is that from a Labour Party joke book ?
So Mrs Cohen’s advert in the paper is just 2 words. When told she can have another 3 words for the same price, she tries to sell a family asset for a profit.
Because jews are tight and money grabbing.
Is that from a Labour Party joke book ?
Wokeism:
The state of an individual being so "self aware" and "socially aware", that they become completely oblivious to the issue, intention, or objective at hand.
I don't know if there is a generation issue here, but there was a time when jokes like this were commonplace and meant to be quite light-hearted in an observational way rather than insulting. Similarly there were the regular and popular Scotsman/Welshman/Irishman/Englishman jokes.
Cheers, Mcmouse, your post made me quite nostalgic for my youth and happier times :)
The state of an individual being so "self aware" and "socially aware", that they become completely oblivious to the issue, intention, or objective at hand.
I don't know if there is a generation issue here, but there was a time when jokes like this were commonplace and meant to be quite light-hearted in an observational way rather than insulting. Similarly there were the regular and popular Scotsman/Welshman/Irishman/Englishman jokes.
Cheers, Mcmouse, your post made me quite nostalgic for my youth and happier times :)
1) I have seen jokes repeated here many a time.
2) Humour is subjective. None has to laugh at any OP in this
category.
3) Mrs Cohen should not be presumed to be tight and/or
money grabbing. She might well know the value of money
and want to get the optimum deal for a fixed price.
Mrs Cohen might need the money to pay for the funeral.
4) I expect the Irish can change nations around to suit their
own s.o.h as they already do with their own counties.
5) I trust these points will aid grown-up debate.
6) I have not "attacked" wokeism but merely posted a
definition of it.
7) Not quite a "random" joke as can be seen from the
proceeding one.
8) The OP has been posting since 2009 and, for all I know, may
or may not have Scottish connections. (I am not connected
to Richard Hearne.) What price an AB username?
9) tonyav, I would buy your "gob" a drink any day.
McMouse, keep them coming ;)
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2) Humour is subjective. None has to laugh at any OP in this
category.
3) Mrs Cohen should not be presumed to be tight and/or
money grabbing. She might well know the value of money
and want to get the optimum deal for a fixed price.
Mrs Cohen might need the money to pay for the funeral.
4) I expect the Irish can change nations around to suit their
own s.o.h as they already do with their own counties.
5) I trust these points will aid grown-up debate.
6) I have not "attacked" wokeism but merely posted a
definition of it.
7) Not quite a "random" joke as can be seen from the
proceeding one.
8) The OP has been posting since 2009 and, for all I know, may
or may not have Scottish connections. (I am not connected
to Richard Hearne.) What price an AB username?
9) tonyav, I would buy your "gob" a drink any day.
McMouse, keep them coming ;)
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