Crosswords3 mins ago
Dealer
Teacher to pupil; "How much is a gram?"
Pupil; "Depends on what you want."
Some guy called me a tool so i got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I suppose he was right.
Monica Lewinsky drops her dress off at the dry cleaners.
The lady says "Come again."
Lewinsky replies, "No. Toothpaste this time."
Pupil; "Depends on what you want."
Some guy called me a tool so i got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I suppose he was right.
Monica Lewinsky drops her dress off at the dry cleaners.
The lady says "Come again."
Lewinsky replies, "No. Toothpaste this time."
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