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McMouse | 15:52 Mon 21st Feb 2022 | Jokes
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I wanted to do a joke about tools but awl I could think of was this.
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I was going to ask if you have any vices, but I had better not rake up your past.
15:59 Mon 21st Feb 2022
I saw what you did there.
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You think I nailed it?
Jno, your comment just adze to the theme.
Plane daft, if you axe me.
I'll file these puns for future use.
I was going to ask if you have any vices, but I had better not rake up your past.
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Will sieve through these answers to route out the best one.


I am off for a drink at The Plough with my mates Jack Hammer and Allen Key.
You seem very measured.
I bet you have chiseled looks, too...
I have got a twelve inch tool,
But I don't use it as a rule.
I bought a job lot of sandpaper but got a rough deal.

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