The Longest Slide In History.

[stocksman]

Jesus went from Jericho to Jerusalem on his ass.
Must be true, it's in the Bible.

[Peter Pedant]

sorry greatest feat of elasticity

Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked into Jerusalem ....

[davebro]

I don't think he believed in possessions - probably used someone else's ass.

[Shaglene]

At the end of the day, it is only a story.

[Peter Pedant]

gor blimey

Jesus and possessions

This is one of the themes in Um Eco's Thingey of the doo-dah ( Rose). The fatres minores wonder....

Did Jesus have a purse wiv moolah in? The cardinal was asked to rule. Because - - - ownership (title) of moolah passed when you gave it to someone.
so If Jesus had a purse, then he had money, so he had title so he had possessions

no need for a vow of poverty....

can anyone help us to get to the er bottom of this?

[Peter Pedant]

// probably used someone else's ass.//

hmm cd be true - at a stretch