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Hopkirk | 12:31 Tue 29th Mar 2022 | Jokes
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I identify sexually as a microwave dinner.
I'm ready in five minutes, look nothing like my photo, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you are desperate.
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Do you go "ping" when you're finished?
12:34 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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If that's what you want
12:35 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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Have you got a use before labe!?
12:42 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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I'm past my best before date already.
12:43 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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Would you say you're on stand-by?
13:05 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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I'm chilled, ready for you.
13:07 Tue 29th Mar 2022
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I hope you know which buttons to press..
13:10 Tue 29th Mar 2022

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