The Hooker..............
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding
anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special
occasion I think that it is time I made a confession...... before we were married I
was a hooker for eight years..'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and
says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years and I cannot
hold your past against you.. Maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade
so as to spice up our sex life a bit..?'
She said, 'Darling I don't think you understood me correctly, my name was
Brian and I played rugby for Wales