Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I have decided to quit my job as a personal trainer, because the weights are too heavy.

I'm going to hand in my too weak notice.

[1ozzy]

Man up!!

[Hopkirk]

Give me strength!

[murraymints]

snigger !

[1ozzy]

Get a grip on yourself

[Hopkirk]

I'm only exercising my right.

[emmie]

and left i hope, otherwise you will be lopsided.

[Hopkirk]

Thanks Emmie. It looks like you are qualified to replace me.

[1ozzy]

Keep a balanced grip Hoppy

[emmie]

oh no, not me...

[DTCwordfan]

Come on Jim, enough is enough. Where did you snatch that one fron?

[mallyh]

what a feeble joke x

[Patsy33]

That's heavy man...