Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Man "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are two minutes apart"

Doctor "Is this her first child?"

Man "No you idiot, I'm her husband!"

[johnny.5]

what's a contraction

[mallyh]

a very laboured joke x

[1ozzy]

Push harder,,

[emmie]

from here to Maternity...

[piggynose]

I must be thick, as I don't get it.

[Canary42]

It makes more sense if you're told it's a telephone conversation - you should get it then piggy (i.e. the man thinks the doctor is asking who's speaking)

[emmie]

its a good un

[Patsy33]

I bet there was a pregnant pause on the other end of phone...